Why do I do this to myself?

I agreed to a sleepover, at my place. This was a mistake. See - and don't get me wrong - I just don't like other people's kids. I mean, I do... but not in my house. They don't obey me like my child does. They're not trained. But I agreed, and perhaps this will be a lovely encounter.

Vh1 Classic is plying me with Eddie Money and George Michael videos. Gawd I love 80's videos.