The beauty that I'm faking lets me live my life like this

Could I be any more bored? Boss is headed out of town today, so the phones will be dead and my days will stretch on into eternity. Anybody (by anybody I mean the three of you who still read this thing) got a good book recommendation? Naomi, I'm looking in your direction. I've already done the Willa Cather, having finished high school in Nebraska, so give me something else. Something that will keep me occupied for the rest of the week, and possibly the next as the boss may be out then too - it might take several books. Do not fail me.