I guess this is growing up

I have been told by Luke to update. Fine, you big gay bastard - an update.

Kris and Brodie are finally home. I missed them horribly. It's good that they're back. Now, of course, I miss the quiet and the relative freedom I had for 7 days. If only I could have it both ways. I'm such a fickle bitch.

Saw something truly, truly awful today courtesy of Jon. I won't post the link here because some of you more delicate creatures (Naomi, Craig, that means you) might not be able to stomach it. I'll show it to you if you ask, but don't come crying to me after you have nightmares.

Speaking of, Jon's wife is heading out of town in a few days and he gets to be the one all alone for a week. He has my sympathy - there's something heartwrenching about walking in the door and finding only silence instead of someone there waiting for you. The cats don't cut it. At least I can repay the kindness he and his wife showed me by letting him come over and hang out whenever he wants. I haven't run it by Kris, but he'll do what he's told.

There, I've said things, I hope Luke is happy. Ta, babies.

PS - Naomi and I got married today. I was the groom. Awesome.