Can you say banged a dog up the ass on tv?

My mom left yesterday morning. We had coffee and doughnuts at work - or at least they did - and when they left, I didn't cry. I almost got choked up, but I forced it down. I'm such a baby... I hate it when my parents go. Too bad they hate each other too much to get along and live closer to one another. It would sure make my life easier.

Oh - don't vote Bush in November, okay?