As I always suspected - I am not cool.

The Drink-o-meter.
I'm a Mother Theresa. Grandmas party harder than I do. Not that there's much pride to be taken in being a drunk. Still, I wish I could fill more than 2 bathtubs with all the drink I've ever had.

There was also something very funny I wanted to post from an IM, about someone throwing Jesus at me, but I lost it. At least I know it was funny.