An Open Letter to the Guy in the White Van.

The traffic was stopped, and I didn't pull ahead so people like you could still pull out into the other lane. Several other people made it past me with no problem. But you don't seem to be very aware of the size of your vehicle. You clipped my bumper with your big white piece of crap. I have white paint on my bumper now. You noticed that you hit me. I know you did. But you just weren't going to acknowledge your f@#! up at all, were you? No, it's no big deal that you cut your turn too close and HIT MY CAR, you've got places to be. I wish I could have followed your inept a$$ all the way across town and pointed out what a hapless idiot you are and made you give my money for the paint job that will be necessary if i want to cover up the ugly white blotch on my red car. I will have to settle for hoping that the fates are kind and give you just what you deserve... something along the lines of genital warts.

All of you out there on the roads, you're idiots. I hate you. Haaaaaaaaaate.