Yoinked from ...

I've chatted with God...

I had too much fun doing this, as evidenced by my lengthy responses. You're only allowed to answer the questions with song lyrics. All of you, give it a go.


1. Are you male or female?
Nose Ring Girl

2. Describe Yourself.

Yeah she..she doesn't wanna' change this time, There's a hunger in her soul

Ohhhh I, I don't kill and I don't murder or manufacture atomic weapons
and I, don't eat meat and I, don't eat vegetables No no no! Cuz I Only eat candy

He said you're really an ugly girl, But I like the way you play
And I died, But I thanked him

But I believe in peace
I believe in peace, Bitch
I believe in peace

I'm only happy when it rains

I'll always try to look you in the eye

All hail me.


3. How do others feel about you?

She's an easy mark

The queerest of the queer, The strangest of the strange
The coldest of the cool, The lamest of the lame, The numbest of the dumb

When you gonna make up your mind
When you gonna love you as much as I do

4. Describe your current/ideal boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse:

My heart is yours, It’s you that I hold on to, That’s what I do

Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow.

Lie about it, Cry about it, We'll be ok
Lean upon me, I'll lean upon you, We'll be okay Oh, I lay myself at your feet laughing

(this one's for my poor husband)
Cause if there's anything you want, I'll probly get it
You tell me what you need, I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame, I'll say I said it
Cause whatever Didi wants, She's gonna get it


5. What would you rather be doing?

This is my favorite time, I can sleep until the phone rings , And I doubt that it will.
You can go and burst my tiny bubble, Blow me off without a care, But I am sleeping where I want to.

You were lying wide awake in the garden, trying to get over your stardom


6. Describe where you live:

gotta live, gotta live, gotta live in shit towne
gotta live, gotta live, gotta live in our town.

Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America somethin' to see baby
Ain't that America home of the free


7. Describe how you love:

A combination of love and aggression

It's like...once you get down in New York City, you'll never go home again
It's like...once you've had Extra Crispy, you'll go back again

8. Share a few words of wisdom:

Don't you ever wonder why, nothing ever seems to change
If it does it's for the worse, seems it's just a modern curse
Sometimes when I take a peek outside of my little cage,
Everyone looks so asleep, will they die before they wake

And, hey. . . Don't you know? We're just products of our time and Hey . . .
What d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine

Better dumb and happy than smart and without any friends
Better cute and better loud, better join up with the crowd
Keep up or be left behind, there's a dust storm in my mind
Seems I can't see straight these days, doesn't matter anyway
Hey . . . Don't you know? We're just products of our times and
Hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine

Hey, what d'ya say? Hey, what d'ya say? Please don't ever -
Oh God, here's that question now. The one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change

Do you want to change? Do you want to change right now?
Do you want to change . . . I like my stupid life, just the way it is
And I wouldn't even change it for a thousand flying pigs

And I like you just the way you are, I like your face just the way it is
And I wouldn't even change it for a herd of screaming kids
And I like you just the way you are, I like you though you may not like me back
I would dazzle you with brilliance, if I only had the knack

'Cause I like you just the way you are, I like this life just the way it is
And the castles all around me, have been melting now for years
And it kills my brain to think of all the time I wasted here
All the efforts, sweat, and broken hearts, the screaming and the tears

I like my stupid life just the way it is
And the chaos that surrounds me like a flock of screaming pigs
And it hurts my brain to think of all the stupid things I've said
And if I could change the future I would change the past instead
And I'm dreaming again . . . and I'm dreaming again . . .

It's the same thing every day, nothing ever seems to change and I . . .

Do you really want to change?
Testaments and growing pains. Tranquilizers for the soul.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - evolution's cruelest joke
Why is everyone upset? I once knew but I forget. Something happened,
Something strange, something it appears has changed

Hey . . . Don't you know? We're just products of our times
And hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine

Hey, what d'ya say? Hey, what d'ya say? Please don't ever -
Oh God, here's that question now, the one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change

(lyrics pilfered from: Oingo Boingo, Garbage, Nerf Herder, John Mellencamp, Coldplay, DNB, South, Live, Monopuff, Tori Amos, NOFX, Veruca Salt, Pete Yorn)