what i would do if i was president...hell, i wouldn't want to be president, but i would rule over a tiny little island around hawaii, popluated by hundreds of insatiable attractive men with foreign accents. i'd take a few girls along, just so i wouldn't get bored, but mostly men. ~closes her eyes and drifts away~ some of them wearing leather pants...who would fan me with palm fronds and feed me chocolate fondue...give me massages anytime i wanted...and they'd all have these tight bodies with abs that you could crack walnuts on or something...oh yeah. ~coughs~ ahem. 'scuse me. ooh! there'd be goth guys too. not goth "i love marilyn manson and sleep in a coffin" goth, just...think jareth, dracula, etc. not for the flamboyant hairdo's, just the old world charm. that sort of seductive ease that slips into their every word. yum...
i gotta stop. getting all misty eyed here. must move on to new subject...