it seems i'm stupid. i took the iq test at the spark and i am below average. i feel sad and unhappy. i also want a cigarette, a good shag, and some sleep. i think i'm gonna have to settle for one out of three. perhaps in my dreams i will be smart. and surrounded by men with muscles wearing tight leather pants and serving me fruit and chocolate. who needs smart anyway? i am also only attractive to women, it seems. lesbians, here i come. look out. christ. that reminds me...bathe with jesus.