leve? good god...

so, i've not updated this old thing in ages. i've not had a computer (still don't), but why should i let that stop me? life is both hectic and bland. if i could just get some damn snow, everything would level out. i'll have you know my x-mas (less typing, that's all - yay god) decorations up since the first week in november. crazy, you say? well, there was good reason for it...but i won't be sharing it with you. i love the holidays. even work is festive, but i reallly hate now that's what i call christmas, if i have to hear gloria estefan and "love on layaway" one more time, heads will roll. and has anyone else ever noticed the amazing number of gay people that work at barnes and noble? not that i have isssues, far from it, the guys i work with are muscular girls (the girls are girl-shaped) and i adore them all, but damn! i didn't even realize until they told me...just proof of my incredible ability to remain blissfully naive. my husband always told me i was blind to that sort of thing...

blast, i'm out of time and i had so much more to say. suppose i'll do this another time. if anyone happens to take note of this, then i'm amazed.
"i'm high as a kite and my teeth are green! merry fucking christmas!"